“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”
Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”
PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.
I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.
"LOOK I FOUND A SCIENCE I FOUND IT I FOUND THE SCIENCE LOOK THOR LOOK ITS A SCIENCE OMFG SCIENCE"
meanwhile the people passing by are like “thor control ur human shes doing weird thing”
#Steve that’s a judging face #are you judging Tony #I think you are #just because he put his name on a building too doesn’t mean he wants to take over the world #Tony wouldn’t have any idea what the fuck to do with the world if he had it #he’d probably give it to Pepper
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He’d totally give it to Pepper.
And Pepper would give him the “…YOU ASSHAT.” face before taking it and running it better than it probably deserved. Honestly, Tony’s been accidentally training Pepper to run the universe since he hired her. And it’s a testament to her awesome that she’s handled it.
Anyway, Tony is incredibly selfish and self-serving… until he isn’t. Which usually happens pretty quickly. I kind of get that? I mean, I’m the same way, but on a much smaller scale. I want something really bad (I NEED IT, I NEED IT), I work my butt off to find the ABSOLUTE BEST THING THAT IS of the thing I want, I save and scrimp and GET IT, and then two months later it’s usually sitting at the bottom of a drawer, or on a shelf, or I gave it to someone who it suited better.
Tony’s kind of similar? I mean, just look at his art collection. He kinda just… stored it, then gave it to the Boy Scouts of America because he was dying? And while the “BECAUSE HE WAS DYING” thing was pretty prominent, he mostly just had it in storage? I mean, Tony Stark as a character was supposed to be a bit of an amalgamation of Howard Hughes and William Randoph Hearst (as well as other famous million/billionaires during the 1960s, also BATMAN) and I find it interesting and a lot funny that in the movies he’s much more WRH? And yeah, some of it comes out of the fact that IM established him as a West Coast billionaire dude, rather than an East Coast one, but the whole acquisition bent he has in the first film is very, very reminiscent of WRH.
Yeah, I lost the plot there. HE WOULD TOTALLY GIVE THE WORLD TO PEPPER AND TRUST HER TO HANDLE THAT. Then he’d run off to his batcave/lab and perfect desalinization or something. Or, like, spend six weeks trying to figure out better Girl Scout cookie recipes. Or figure out how to build and destroy Skynet. Or, I dunno. Build a starship. Whatever.
YES THIS I LOVE THE COMBINATIONS
I love how Tony is like “THESE. THESE ARE MINE. YOU CAN’T HAVE EITHER.”
OH MY GOD. My love for this is OFF THE CHARTS.
CLINT AND NATASHA
I CAN’T EVEN WITH ALL OF THEM
Loki is the most defensive. So adorable.
^and yet so close to his big brother.
I think I’m going to cry…
Cap is mine. Bruce is mine. Thor, also mine. Loki mine too. You can have birdbrain. Birdbrain isn’t mine.
if this isn’t at the end of TASM, I will probably cry
oh my god CAN YOU IMAGINE
I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN SO BAD
Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them.
I love this
And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty
These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.
To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would
u ok sarah
Just fill your fucking laundry basket with water and stick your kid in there you piece of shit. Not like the water is going to poor out just do it god damn it.
Except that the laundry basket is in the bath?? So no it won’t
that hammock is a baby concussion waiting to happen
A Song of Ice and Fire women & Pre-Raphaelite Art (+ associated artists):
- Joan of Arc (1865), John Everett Millais
- Night (1880-85), Edward Robert Hughes
- Ophelia (1894), John William Waterhouse
- Vanity (1907), Frank Cadogan Cowper
- Mary Magdalene (1858-60), Frederick Sandys
- The Soul of the Rose (1908), John William Waterhouse
- Circe Offering the Cup to Ulysses (1891), John William Waterhouse
- Priestess of Delphi (1891), John Collier
- The Beloved (1865), Dante Gabriel Rossetti
- The Valykrie’s Vigil (1906), Edward Robert Hughes
Inspired by this.
Anna took the habit of staying at Elsa’s door all evenings, talking to her or even trying to read her stories like Elsa used to do to her. The first night, she woke up on her bed and never understood why, so she kept doing it but was always woken up by a staff member in the middle of the hallway. So she stopped doing it. Until the day their parents died..
FUCK YOU Whoever you are, FUCK YOU!